This comes from my friend Dice out of Baltimore, penned by her husband. I voted "best of."

The Bangkok Place: Stay the hell away
Reply to: pers-196964767@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-21, 2:55PM

Avoid The Bangkok Place on York Rd. at all costs. My wife and I tried to eat there on Friday night and let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, it was one of the worst dining experiences of my life (and I believe hers, too). It would be #1 except the service was adequate.

The food, however, is semi-solid death. Seriously, I think my mouth actually had its own little nightmare that night after trying the Pad Thai, which my wife had ordered. For her part, she may have nearly died at the smell. All I can say is thank god she's with us today. I actually consumed one of the Pad Thai noodles and I'm still tasting it-- if you could imagine what a dead drifter's shoe would taste like, this would come close. Don't ask how I can imagine this.
I would not eat this food on a dare. This might be what Ebola tastes like if you could freeze dry it, make a cake out of it, and then soak it in Keith Richards' urine. You might be able to approximate this hot bowl of human suffering if you could get your hands on some medical waste, let it sit in the sun for a few hours and throw it through a juicer, then float wonderbread in it. It tasted like grass (after a dog shits on it), floor tiles and tobacco juice mixed together. They should give this to prisoners at Gitmo if they want them to talk immediately. I would probably only feed this food to Hitler, or maybe Taylor Hicks.

But maybe we caught them on an off night.

Original URL:http://baltimore.craigslist.org/rnr/196964767.html